Here are 20 real oddities, spanning multiple countries:
France – It's illegal to name your pet pig "Napoleon," an old imperial-era decree still on the books in some municipalities.
France – Kissing on a train station platform is technically prohibited.
France – A trash can or ashtray in Paris is legally classified as a deadly weapon.
UK – It's illegal to die inside the Houses of Parliament at Westminster, since anyone who dies in a royal building is entitled to a state funeral.
UK – MPs have been banned from wearing armor in Parliament since 1313.
UK – Beating a rug in the street has been illegal since an 1839 public health law; someone was fined for it recently.
Singapore – Chewing gum is banned without a medical prescription, enforced since 1992.
Japan – The 2008 "Metabo Law" requires companies to measure employees' waistlines and mandates nutrition programs for those over set thresholds.
China – Buddhist monks cannot reincarnate without government permission, a 2007 law targeting Tibetan religious influence.
Malawi – A revived 1929 colonial law bans public flatulence.
Switzerland – Flushing the toilet or showering after 10pm is prohibited in apartment buildings.
Switzerland – Hanging laundry outside to dry on Sundays is banned.
Australia – Only licensed electricians may legally change a lightbulb.
Eswatini – Women are legally barred from wearing trousers.
Dubai (UAE) – Unmarried couples are prohibited from kissing, holding hands, or dancing in public.
Greece – Playing electronic games, including on phones, was banned in 2002 (originally targeting internet cafés, later expanded).
Bhutan – Tobacco sales have been banned nationwide since 2008; smokers must import their own and pay a 100% tax.
US (Indiana) – Monkeys are legally forbidden from smoking cigarettes.
US (Alabama) – Driving blindfolded is illegal.
US (Nebraska) – Parents can be fined if their child burps during a church service.
A caution: many "world's weirdest laws" lists online repeat unverified or outdated claims, so treat especially the obscure US state ones with some skepticism — happy to verify any specific one if you want to be sure it's still enforced.